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Help Cape Girardeau Flush Rush!

Unfortunately, Cape Girardeau’s greatest claim to fame is as the childhood home of conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh. Quite frankly, Cape area democrats are sick of hearing about it. Cape area democrats are often proud and progressive, and there are significantly more of them than people would assume. We hope to show the entire nation this on Oct 12. We are asking that democrats from across the district and state join us in Cape, so we can FLUSH RUSH (well ditch the hometown slogan anyways)! For those that have received one, we have provided you with a series of two step DIY instructions for your new magnet.
Please note that no money was given Rush in the procurement of these magnets.

 
 

HOW TO MAKE…

THE RU/SH MAGNET

 
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STEP 1
Grab some scissors. No not those scissors because those are used to cut thread and mom will not be happy if you use those scissors.

STEP 2
Place the scissors across the bottom of your magnet facing towards the top right between the RU and the SH and squeeze!

 

 

CAPE GIRARDEAU HOMETOWN MAGNET

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STEP 1
Find a large black permanent marker, and remove the cap.

STEP 2
Start filling in everything below the words “Cape Girardeau” and to the left of “Hometown"


The Rush flush

STEP 1
Remove magnet from plastic wrap.

STEP 2
Drop the magnet into the nearest toilet. Grab trumpet and tap out Camptown Races while magnet spins around and around.

WARNING
Not the best option for the environment or your septic system.


The OLd classic

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STEP 1
Toss magnet straight into the garbage.

STEP 2
Take out garbage. It’s definitely full now.

WARNING
Of course this also isn’t the most environmental method either, so check out this website on how to dispose of your unused fridge magnets.